the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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michelleisnotonfire:

youbemyhero:

happysunnydays:

sw4ggerific:

THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAKING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Life is now complete

omfg

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST THING EVER.

…

my mouth dropped open and i SCREAMED

1000-rat-corpses:

witchfu:

mystsaphyr:

“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”

Genius cat uses indentured human servant creatively.

omfg

I still remember how you asked me out.

you took me out to Johnny Rockets.

We danced along to the Rolling Stones.

and then we went out to bowl.

I was nervous to the bone.

Then you took me home.

in your plain white stupid Dodge.

Now everytime I see a Dodge.

it reminds me the time we made out.

In your car listening at Rolling Stones.

And it reminds me about your lies.

your promises, the ones you couldnt fight.

the time of our first kiss.

and when you told me you were enchanted by me.

I hope she gives you herpes, and the you both get hit by car.

and then that car drowns in the sea and a shark eats your dead bodies.

:D ps: no hard feelings.

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juanawyea:

For all you fake hoesss.

laugh-all-night:

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wordsthatkeepyouhome:

freemanrage:

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peanutbutterdani:

rangerkimmy:

breachthesurface:

isali3:

riffraffstreetratt:

whatdisneyteachme:

What would be your favorite teacher? Why?

THIS IS EPIC. I DIG EVERYONE AND MY TEACHER CRUSH WOULD BE BELLE BY FAR. Well…and Jane. BASIL WOULD BE SO BAMF

… ;____; why isn’t this my reality…?

:_: School would be cool

chemistry with basil

physics with doppler

yes

Math with Skellington. Perfect. That is just for Matt.

I would expect Ariel for music.

BASIL OH GOD I LOVE YOU

(All the misspellings what the hell…”CANPENTRY”)

I’d take Basil of Baker Street’s class. 

And Milo Thatch.

and Phil’s gym class. 

Chemistry with Basil and cooking with Tiana, oh, yes.

Music with Sebastian okay. But other than that, everything’s perfect. :)